49: Don't Call them by their first Names!

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*You and your dad are grabbing some ice cream*

You: Hey Sheldon... I ACTUALLY want cookie dough ice cream...

*Your dad turns around all the way to look at you*

Dad: Hush! Can't you at least call me Ken?

You: Wait why Ken?

Dad: Cause Ken sounds more 'hip'!

You: O.o

Dad: *Sings* I'm a ken doll, in a Ken world... my chest is plastic, that's fantastic!

You: Dad please don't :(

*People are staring at your dad*

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*Crying*

This happened to me, only it was in a pizza place :'(

Some guy even recorded it and had vine music in the background :(

Anyways, I'm near rule #50! Wooh! It seemed like I started yesterday!

Plus on my next update, be sure to check on the bottom part.



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