73: Don't Pretend to Choke!

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*Your drinking grape juice, your dad watching t.v.*

You: Akh! I'm- cough- dying slowly!

*Dad leans in into t.v. more*

You: Daad! I'm slowly dying!

Dad: Can you die a little quieter please? I'm watching t.v.!

You: >-<


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