*You and a friend is giggling like the idiots you are in the library*
Friend: Oooh look, 'Fifty Shades Of Gray'!
You: Lets move it to the children's section! ;)
Friend: Suree
*You and your friend places it on the children's section*
You: Lets see who picks it up!
*A kid who's looking at the shelves picks it up*
Kid: Look mommy! Look at what I found!
*The mom looks at the cover, then the shelf*
Mom: Tommy, I told you not to go to the grown up section!
Kid: But-but I didn't!
*You and your friend start giggling*
*The kid wants the book REALLY bad, so he makes up lies*
Kid: But-but, I've read that book before mommy!
Mommy: You have?
Kid: Yeah... the volunteer reader read it to us!
Mom: Oh when I'm done with her.....!
You: Heehee!
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
