@jabardastikawriter it's his idea lol. I know you guys are used to hearing girl complains, but this is a guys lol
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*Your watching T.v.*
Mom: Why are you watching T.V ? Its valentine day , do something special for her
Me: Mom ! Her ? Who are you talking about ?
Mom: You don't have a Girlfriend. How dumb .-.
Mom: Seriously, you don't have a girl friend -.- what type of guy you are...
Me: Mom actually I have ......
Mom: WHAT THE HECK ? I AM CALLING YOUR DAD..YOU ARE A DISGRACE . WHEN WERE YOU PLANNING TO TELL ME ? WHEN HUH WHEN ? I AM CALLING COPS
Me : Mom but why cops?
Mom : Because after I kill you, they can arrest me
*You hide under the bed*
You: Mom I was lying :(
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