* You and your mom are shopping at a mall.*
Mom: Look a teen Santa!
*Your mom drags you over to him.*
Mom: Heyy so are you single?
Santa Jr.: Uhh yeah
Mom: My dauhter is single also.. ;)
Santa Jr.: O.o
Mom: Ill go leave for you two to mate.. ;)
You: Mom we aren't werewolves!
Santa Jr.: Um.. We aren't a' We'...
Mom: Yeah you are!
You: Mom we aren't!
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
