*It's Christmas morning.*
You: Ooh, that's mine!
*You open it up.*
You: Oh... it's a pack of sardines...
Mom: Well don't you like it honey?
You: Uhh yeah.. I'll go to the bathroom...
*You go throw it away, and come back.*
Dad: We know it isn't a 6s, but we thought a 6 alone would be good...
You: What are you talking about..?
Mom: Inside of the pack of sardines was a phone....
*You start digging in the trash.*
You: It must be in here!!
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100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
