Congrats @neongreen1021! Your in 3rd Place! I really liked yours, not only because I can relate, but I like the idea and craziness itself .
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You: Mom! Mom! I got Christmas money in the mail!
Mom: How much?
You: Eleven dollars.
* Your mom freaks out.*
Mom: What, do you have a one dollar bill?
You: Yeah...
Mom: One dollar bills are for the illuminati. We have to burn it before it possesses everyone in the house!
*Your mom goes to the fireplace and burns it.*
You: Mom!
Mom: Do you want to be possessed?
You: No.
*Later.*
You: Merry Christmas!
* You hand everyone one dollar.*
Mom: WHAT!!!
*They rush to the fire place.*
Dad: Why would you give us illuminati money?
You: It was all I had.
Mom: Liar, she wanted us possessed! Your grounded!
You: But it's Christmas!
Mom: You won't to live to see another Christmas you don't go to your room right now!
YOU ARE READING
100 Things NOT to be said to Parents
RandomDon't you sometimes have that moment when your mouth is faster than you're brain and you say the wrong thing to your parents? This book is all of the things NOT to be said/do parents, to avoid the feeling that you want to sink in the floor and die...
