Kris has joined the chat room
Kat has joined the chat room
Kris: Hey
Kris: I know you're there Katia!!
Kat: Whaaaaat
Kris: I just wanted to tell you that I can't live with you anymore
Kat: ....
Kat: ....
Kat: You do know you're right next to me....
Kris: You try saying this to me
Kat: You have a point
Kat: So why?
Kris: Why what?
Kat: Why can't you live with me anymore?!
Kris: Oh bcuz you ate all my pretzels
Kat: That's it?
Kris: Yeah
Kat: You don't want to live with me anymore because I ate your pretzels...are you serious???!
Kris: Yes, I payed 2 good dollars for them and then you come and gobble them all up
Kat: I can't believe you want to leave me because of pretzels
Kris: Do you know how long I waited in line to buy that bag of pretzels?
Kat: How long?
Kris: 6 minutes!
Kat: That's normal
Kris: It was the express lane
Kat: I swear, is Gaby behind the screen?
Kris: No! It's the person you stole pretzels from!
Kat: I could just go to H-E-B and buy more for you
Kris: Hell no!
Kat: Then we'll go together
Kris: No!
Kat: You know what, get me the divorce papers
Kris: Not until you give me my pretzels back!
Kat: Come on, you're the one who said you couldn't live with me anymore. So hurry up and get me the divorce papers!
Kris: You're the one who ate my pretzels!
Kat: Why are you still going on with that?
Kris: Because I was supposed to eat them!
Kat: Well too bad because I ate them!
Kris: Well for your information I didn't want a divorce anyway!
Kat: What?
Kris: I love you
Kat: I hate you
End....
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