The College Years (Omeeka)

Snowvember

👋🏾 Hellllloo! All I'm going to say is that you guys are spoiled for what happens at the beginning of this chapter, and I felt like this chapter should be called Oxytocin (if you don't know what that is, Google it), or something, but I wanted to stay true to the importance of the changing months in this book and what that means for Nicki and Meek.

It's unnecessarily long like the last chapter and filled with fluffy things and some blush worthy admissions so, enjoy and welcome to November 😊❄️❄️❄️

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SNOWVEMBER
posted: 8:03am, November 1
Tags: Fah R., Nicki M., Meek W., Omeeka, Dicksass, Shomelly, Thembi, Corey D., Sherika, Omelly

Good morning, assholes and happy first day of November! Before I get to the recap of last night at the Delta Alpha Kappa Halloween party, I would like to talk about what will start to happen outside of our windows in the next several hours. Just in case you didn't know, or are so used to opening the TKYT blog before opening your school email, our area is currently under a SEVERE Winter Storm Warning, and will be until tomorrow morning (but they may have to extend it for the rest of the day). As of right now, outside looks pretty normal (cold and depressing), but the university is already freaking out! So, if you do bother to even open your school email, you will see a warning from our lovely dean stating that if we have anywhere to go, we should go NOW. The entrances getting in and out of campus will be closed starting at 12 noon. In other words, we are trapped on campus for the next 24 hours. Monday classes have not yet been cancelled, but the university has already issued a delay only affecting classes that begin before 10:30 (how many of you assholes are happy about your cancelled 8am's!?). If you got drunk last night and were hoping to head over to Starbucks or Dunkin Donuts for a coffee and wake up after noon, I don't know what to tell you! I guess that you'll just have to settle for the coffee in the student dining hall (yuck!). The dining hall will also be closing at noon so, if you don't have food in your dorms, I also don't know what to tell you! The campus bus will make its final run at 11:15 so, if you're off campus and have no way of getting back without the campus bus, don't miss it!

We at TKYT love a good snowstorm, it's sort of like our day off until someone decides to throw a party after we have all began to become a little stir crazy. They say that by tomorrow morning we may open our front doors to AT LEAST 8 inches of snow! This should be exciting to some of you since this will be the only 8 inches you'll ever get....(I hope you got the joke). Now, let's get into what went down last night before we take a look into what's coming up this Snowvember.

After last night, it is still safe to say that there is no other sorority on campus that can throw a party like the women of Delta Alpha Kappa can! Even though the party was missing something very important (water!), the Queen B and her pretty-in-pink worker bees did a wonderful job putting the party together for us...common people. Though I love to call the sorority girls 'pretty in pink,' the women of Delta Alpha Kappa were dressed in anything but pink last night (well, besides the two dressed up as sexy pink crayons). I'll save us all time right now and just discuss our favorite costume! Caution, curves ahead! Did anyone see Nicki M. in that latex Jessica Rabbit costume last night? Ow! Ow! I hope that somebody told her that she looked good! Oh wait, somebody did! It was her new beau, Meek W. (wearing a vaguely familiar skeleton costume), who took to Instagram this morning to tell his lady in red that she looked better than THE Jessica Rabbit herself. Can the real Jessica Rabbit please stand up? I'm sure that Omeeka ended their night with Cookie putting some meat on his skeleton bones ;)