[a/n - quick imagine that all of us would probably do if we had a boyfriend."
"...joe I'm breaking up with you" you say, eyes glued to the screen. joe's head went up and his arms pulled back from your waist as his eyes tearing up.
"wh-at?" He said, his voice breaking as he ran his hand through his hair.
"SEBESTIAN STAN IS SINGLE aND SHIRTLESS"
now he was laughing as he wiped his eyes. he stood up in the bed, sitting on your lap, blocking your view of the computer. he slid his shirt off, trying to throw it to the floor seductively. you lazily hit his stomach in a lame attempt to move him.
he leaned down and placed his lips right next to your ears.
"you have me" then he pulled away.
"I HAVE BETTER HAIR THEN BUCKY" he yelled in your face. you scoffed at him and clicked the picture of bucky labeled "best hair moments"
"can you do this huh?"
"well- i -" he stuttered, shaking his head.
"thought so you fucking loser. now leave me"
"I'm offended."
"go complain on tumblr."
