En Garde!
En garde!
Take that!
you foolish sir
This is what happens
When you wake me,
Afore I usually stir
En garde!
Taste my steel
you mangy cur!
It bites, it stings, it gnaws
Clawing at your skin
Next time, you’ll think again
En garde!
This is a duel
you rotten man
You got what you paid for
Don’t act like you hadn’t a plan
Next time, you’ll think....
En garde!
Man vs. man
a very simple plan
Only the best one shall win
Yet who, that has yet to show
Only at the end will we know
En garde!
I won
Next time, think man
Don’t bother my noonly nap
For next time, you shan’t
Get away so untouched
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The way I feel when I'm woken from my nap....
