Do you want to know what I find most irritating about my day?
You're answer: Not really...
Me: Jolly good! So what I find most irritating in the school day is two things.
1. When people run into my violin in the hallway.
2. When my lovely pencil case explodes. (Feel the sarcasm)
It is just so irritating when people run into my violin case! Because when they hit it, it makes the case hit me! Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if the reason I die is of being hit repeatedly with a violin case. I can see my grave now:
Here lies @Ravenpuff_Luna,
A kind soul,
Killed by her violin case,
Because jerks decided to run into it.
Is this really what my life is worth? Honestly though. Why can't people respect personal space???
Yes, I realize I am being dramatic!
This is my own book! I can be dramatic if I want too!
The other thing that really makes my day is when my pencil case explodes in the hallway. I was walking from Health to Social Studies today, and my pencil case literally exploded four times. FOUR FLIPPING TIMES!!!! You have no idea how irritating it is when you have to pick up every single one of your pencils from the floor, walk a few yards, and then BOOM! your pencil case explodes. I was practically five minutes late to class because of that.
At that minute I really just wanted to watch something blow up. In a big fat firey explosion. (Yes, I do realize I'm a violent person. And to think someone in my ELA class said that boys were more violent. If only they knew...)
So, this is exactly what I feel like watching right now:
There. I saw a house explode. I can die happy now.
Until next update: (I'm too irritated to write goodbye in another language)!
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