Sloths For Homes Foundations

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Hola folkies! How we doing? Pretty groovy I hope.

If your wondering, the picture above is a photo of one of the three cats I'm cat sitting this week.

Anyway, I feel like I haven't updated in years. When in reality it was 2 days ago.

So anyway, I have my last dance competition of the year. Yay. I did some word searches. I read my book. Umm... I don't even remember what I did on Saturday.

But, I need to tell you guys this:

It is amazingly difficult to sleep on hardwood floor, with no blankets or pillows, in an amazingly loud dressing room.

That is a good fact of life.

Yay! And know it's story time!

Once upon a time yesterday while Puff was waiting to get a table at a restaurant so she could get some waffles, Puff walked into a store. In that store she found some owl socks and a new coloring book. Yay. Anyway, as she was leaving the store she found the love of her life. A giant. Fuzzy. Sloth stuffed animal.

It was so beautiful, so gorgeous, so... Fluffy. Puff was in love. So then she looked at the price tag... and she nearly screamed at the top of her lungs.

60 dollars???? For a stuffed animal that is probably meant for two year olds???? What is wrong with this manufacturer????

So, Puff decided to first, carry the sloth around the store for half an hour, receiving the looks of plenty adults who need to mind their own business.

Then, Puff devised a plan. If some random stranger dude in the parking lot gave her $60 on a whim, Puff would get the sloth. Puff stayed out in the parking lot for fifteen minutes. No such luck.

Puff was sad.

And too this day, Puff is scheming to create the 'Sloths for homes foundation, finding sloths who need a home.'

The end.

Well, that's all I got to say.

Puff out.

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