Hello anyone who happened to be snooping and found my book! My names Puff, and this is my rant book.
I honestly just talk about whatever I feel like, which I'm fairly sure is the purpose of rant books in general.
Anyway, if you would like to continu...
Hello, friends! No, I am not dead. (I know. It's shocking.)
So, I last updated this book a little over a month ago. (That is a long time, I now realize.)
Frankly, though, not much has changed in my life outside of the magical app we all know as Wattpad.
My dance recital was just this past weekend, and I am still exhausted. School ended two weeks ago ish, and then the week after I started an extra summer class. (I'm taking a chemistry one this year. Today we made soap. I know. Invigoratingly exciting.)
Summer school days are only half days, so I have the afternoons to sit around, starring at the ceiling and listening to some cheesy '80s rock 'n roll. (Journey is still be far the best eighties band, no matter what anyone says.)
Honestly, the most that's changed in my incredibly boring life is that I cut my hair.
A few years ago I donated my hair, and I did it again this year (two days ago, to be precise).
Before:
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Sorry about the awful photographs, but the gist of it is that before it was at about me elbows when my arms were at my sides, and now it is falls just above my shoulders.
So, yup, that's the biggest change in my life. I still read books or am at dance for most of my existence, and I am still that awkward person doing the Egyptian and the Charleston in the middle of the dance floor.
Anyway, back to the title, after my last update I just feel like this is a good time to end this book. I have told you stories about my life, stories about the stupidity of others in my life, and about the many books I have read throughout this time.
I mean, it just feels like a good time to wrap it all up. You know what I'm saying? It just feels right.
So, I just wanted to thank anyone who has ever even looked at this book. Frankly, I never even expected people to read it. But here you came, and here you stayed. I really appreciate it, and I need you guys to know that you are amazing, and I couldn't have gotten this far (which really isn't all that far, anyway) without you.
Thank you. (Wow. I feel like I'm that person on the PBS channel who only ever says 'thank you.' You know? That person at the end of the commercials? No? Nevermind. You can ignore me.)
