Hello anyone who happened to be snooping and found my book! My names Puff, and this is my rant book.
I honestly just talk about whatever I feel like, which I'm fairly sure is the purpose of rant books in general.
Anyway, if you would like to continu...
Howdy. (If your wondering, apparently us Americans say howdy a lot. Another reference you won't get.)
Anyway, I've seen many people do this. You know, make a fact list about them. So, I'm going to wing it! (Most likely not going to get to a hundred. Thats why I put the ish at the end.)
1. I'm a girl. (That should be obvious.)
2. I'm a proud Hufflepuff
3. PUFF PRIDE! (Technically, I'm not sure that counts, but, though luck.)
4. I'm a dancer. (I actually have a crazy dance competition-ish thing today! Eek!)
5. I play violin. (For those who care, I think my favorite song to play is Swallowtail Jig, or Old Joe Clarck(y))
6. I LOVE TO READ! BECAUSE BOOKS!
7. My favorite TV shows are Pysch, and Sherlock. (Its got ear flaps! Is it a death frisbe?)
8. I have a doggle named Kylee.
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8(maybe?). I LOVE the Harry Potter series. (My favorites are the third and the seventh)
9(Ish). I LOVE the Big A & Co. series. (Okay, technically it's the Lockwood and Co series.)
10(possibly?). I LOVE the Tiffany Aching series. (1.The Wee Free Men. 2. A Hat Full of Sky. Those are the only ones I've read so far.)
11(?). I read books when I'm bored.
12. (I don't know if this is the right number, but by now I'm just rolling with it.) I turn my collar up to look cool. So far it hasn't worked.
13. I can't spell. Even slighty. Not at all. Which is sad, because I can say pnewmonoaltramicroscopicslyicovolcanoconeousios. (Again, I'm guessing on how to say this.)
14. I accidentally once said that paper comes before bananas. That was a disappointing day.
15. I got three books published on Wattpad: Always, the one your currently reading, and my newest HP fanfic is called To The Stars. Yay.
16. My best friends In real life AND on Wattpad are Eleanor_Lovegood, and Free_The_Elf.
17. I make obscure references that nobody gets.
18. My favorite place to read is on my dog bed. No. Not my dogs bed. MY dog bed. Yes, I already know I'm weird. Next conversation!
19. I have a revenge list.
20. My comfort food is hot chocolate.
21. I'm the kind of person, who would be best friends with the class fish, but confused why it looks different everyday. (Because someone decided to murder it, and then bring in a new fish.)
22. I am probably the most oblivious person you'd ever meet.
23. I have awesome/mental math teachers. My teacher from last year gave us mullet day, and my current teacher tells us dating stories I'd rather not hear.
24. There's a Christmas tree in my ELA room that insists on attacking me.
25. My principal might think I'm a stalker. (For reasons I'd rather not say.)
26. I've gone mental. (You just know realize this???)
27. I have a fascination of rereading books. Seriusly. I've read this one book literally 12 times.
28. I think that the pout pout fish is a cannibal.
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Do you see it? His eyes are full of evil evilness!
Okay. I got too thirty. That's as far as I'm going on a Friday morning. I might continue if I feel like it. To bee honest though, I'm surprised I came up with this much interesting stuff about me.
