Confuzzled

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Hola folkies! How we doing? Pretty groovy I hope.

Anyway, as you can tell from the title, I am extremely confuzzled. If you don't know what that means, it is confused in my language. I have a situation that I don't know how to solve!

So, Me and some people in my science class where talking about how your always doing something. You know, you're either being alive, being dead, or being burned in an incinerator. And, you're always moving, because the Earth is moving. Right? Right.

So then, I'm not sure how or why, one of the boys at our table brought up the topic of zombies. Again, I have no Idea why.

So then I was thinking to myself, and I wondered, are zombies alive, or are they dead?

People call them the un-dead, but that doesn't really make a whole lot of sense.

You need to have brains, and a working heart to be able to walk. You need all your organs to function to the fullest extent. So how can zombies, who are dead mind you, be able to walk around and make grunting noises? The whole thing doesn't make a whole lot of sense.

If you die a normal death, like old age or being shot somewhere that wasn't your heart, your heart stays alive for roughly twenty four hours, (that's how they do heart transplants.) So, if you turned into a zombie within twenty four hours, give or take, it would make a sort of sense that you can still walk around. Right?

Right?

So how do those zombies stay moving after centuries of lying dead and not doing anything?

Anyway, this comes back to the original topic. Are zombies dead? -or are they alive?

If you have any input, can you please tell me?

Gracias.

Welp, Puff out.

Welp, Puff out

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