Rants and Rambles

Wow. I Had No Idea That Cannibalism Was So Prominent In Today's Society

Hi.

How are you doing on this fine day? Groovy, I hope.

Well, today we are going to discuss a very pressing problem in our lives and society today. Cannibalism.

This story actually starts last week, but I'm just going to tell it now, because I feel like it.

Once upon a time I was sitting at my lunch table with two of my friends, and next to us were two weirdos. And I don't mean the good kind of weirdo, (hair flip), I mean the not so good kind of weirdo.

My friends and I were in the middle of a lovely conversation, when one of the weirdo dudes turned to me and said, 'You look like a snack.'

(JN and YH are my two friends, WI and W2 are the weirdos.)

ME: Wait what?

WI: You look like a snack.

ME: Wow. I had no idea that cannibalism was so prominent in today's society.

YH and JN: Maddy!
(My name's Maddy if you didn't know, and my initials are ME. Technicality MFE, but most of the time I ignore the F. )

JN: We behave ourselves in public places!

ME: What??? I was just stating a fact! I really had no idea that cannibalism was actually a problem at school!

WI (to JN and YH): You look like a snack. You also look like a snack.

YH: Okay, now I see what you mean.

WI (to JN): You're breakfast, (to ME) You're lunch, (to YH) and you're dinner!

ME: I'm so confused.

Later, in the hallway:

ME: I seriously had no idea that cannibalism was so prominent in today's society.

YH: (eye roll)

ME: What? Don't tell me that you knew that, and you didn't tell me! (Breaks into dramatic sobbing) But seriously though, am I really just lunch? Is that all I'm worth to the world?

YH: (rolls eyes again)

ME: AM I REALLY JUST ONLY A BLOODY MEAL??? TELL ME I'M NOT JUST BLOODY LUNCH!!! TELL ME IT!!!

YH: (Walks away)

Well, that was story time with Puff.

Au revoir! Have a good day!

Puff out.