Hello anyone who happened to be snooping and found my book! My names Puff, and this is my rant book.
I honestly just talk about whatever I feel like, which I'm fairly sure is the purpose of rant books in general.
Anyway, if you would like to continu...
Hi! How are you guys doing today? I hope you are doing pretty good!
Anyway, I have officially decided that the universe is out to get me. And I have evidence! (All accusations need to have evidence to back them up)
1. Last night. I was assisting at the dance studio. We were having our Valentine's Day party. Everybody brings treats, and then you pass them out to everyone else. (I brought gummy bears. Yummy gummy.)
Anyway, we had just finished passing out the treats, and we were about to leave, when my bag split. Right in half.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Why cruel world? Why?
If you are wondering what my bag splitting means, it means that it ripped down the side, and it made all my chocolate and gummy bears fall out.
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Oh, chocolate, how I love you so. Oh, chocolate, how I hate to see you go.
(Random side note: Last night I discovered an addiction to chocolate with the orange filling inside. They were amazing!)
2. Today, in ELA, we are doing group poetry!!!!!! Poetry, in a soup! (Oops, I mean group)
Two of my worst fears:
Writing poetry in a time limit, and working in groups! I'm awful at working with other inhabitants of the universe!
NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
3. Next week Monday is my birthday. It fell of Presidents Day this year. I DON'T HAVE SCHOOL ON MY BIRTHDAY! OR THE DAY AFTER! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH MY LIFE????????
4. MY DOG NEVER WANTS TO SIT WITH ME!!!!
5. SOMEHOW I'M ALWAYS OUT OF TOOTHPASTE!!!!!
So, this is just some of the evidence that proves that the world is really working against me.
