Little Bugger

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Hola folkies! How are you? Pretty groovy I hippie. I mean hope. Stupid spell check.

Anyway, so yesterday I got my first F of the school year! (I've never ever ever gotten a F on anything in my life. I honestly have no idea how this is only my first!) Here is the tale of how it happened:

Once upon a time, I was attempting to put the toppings on my hamburger at lunch. Then, the stupid ketchup dispenser decided to shoot me. So I yelled at it, and felt slightly better.

How is related to the original story? It isn't. I just had to get that off my chest.

Once upon a time, I walked into my social studies class. We were taking our huge test of the trimester.  So, we had to get computers. Mine was missing from the shelf of computers. It made me sad.

Anyway, I got a different computer. I sat down to take my test.

On the screen, there are two sections. On one half of the screen is the questions, and on the other half is the bubble sheet that you click your answers in.

So, four questions into the test, and all the answers disappeared. Wait what? So I had my teacher come over, and she said to logout and try again, to see if it was just a glitch.

I did that. Then, the screen showed my lovely score:

8% F
4/32 correct

Thanks a lot world. So, my teacher said to log back in and out again. I did so.

8% F
4/32 correct

And then there is me saying, 'At least I'm consistent.'

So, because of all this, I took the test paper pencil style. And somehow, I was still one of the first people done.

And that is the lovely story of how I got an F.

That's all I got to say.

Puff out.

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