Hearses!

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Hola folkies! How we doing?

I hope your doing fine! I'm doing pretty groovy, if you were wondering!

But, I'm bored. This is just disappointing. Today is the first day of my spring break from school.

Its like 9:00 AM, and I'm already bored. *Starts banging head against wall*

Wait a second! I have Wattpad! I can tell you my lovely story about hearses! (P.S. This is a weird story.)

Once upon a time, I was at my dance studio. On all the walls there are little posters that say:

Reahearse as if it's
a performance,
Or you will perform as if it's
a rehearsal!

Apparently that's like the studios new motto or something.

Anyway, when I first read these signs, I read hearse instead of rehearsal. *Facepalm*

For any of you who don't know, a hearse is one of those creepy black cars that drives dead people to funerals. *Facepalm again*

So, what I read was:

Hearse as if it's
a performance,
Or you will perform as if it's
a Hearsal!

So, you know, "dead guy car like it's a performance, or you will perform like its a dead guy car". That TOTALLY makes sense.

Well, honestly, now I'm just disappointed in myself. Dead guy car. *Facepalms repeatedly*

That's all I have to say on the matter.

Puff out.

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