Hello anyone who happened to be snooping and found my book! My names Puff, and this is my rant book.
I honestly just talk about whatever I feel like, which I'm fairly sure is the purpose of rant books in general.
Anyway, if you would like to continu...
We had the last meeting of our novel groups yesterday. It did not end well.
We were reading, "This World We Live In", and in my perspective, it was the second worst book in the universe.
Reasons: A) It was amazingly easy to read. B) It was boring. C) Nothing remotely exciting happened. D) People were snogging instead of stealing bikes and saving people's lives. D for the second time) The world didn't blow up.🎇
What happened in the book was a meteor hit the moon, which moved the moon closer, which screwed up all the Earths magnetic field, which led to funky weather, which led to death. And snogging apparently.
First what we had to do was talk about the ending of the story, and what we thought would happen if there was a sequel, (we later found out there was a sequel, but I have no ambition to read it.)
I was convinced what would happen was everyone would die except for baby Gabriel, and he would grow up, and care for a puppy named Lucky, and then go off on adventures with Lucky. I'm still surprised no one in my group agreed with me. (The the exception of Eleanor_Lovegood because she wasn't there.)
Then, what we had to do as our "final group activity" was write a letter to the author. It did not end well. You should all be screaming since you heard this.
Anyway, the problem with this was the fact that no one in my group enjoyed the book, so we had a hard time thinking of compliments. So one person from our group thought of using a compliment sandwich. You give a compliment, than a suggestion/I would've done this, and then another compliment. The theory made sense, but saying it out loud makes it sound fairly stupid.
Anyway, we did that idea. That's when our teacher told us that we had to sign our name/tell the author what school we went to.
So, me being so brilliant, I suggested to my group that we have code names.
So this is how we signed:
Sincerely, Ronald, Trevor, George, and Fred.
I was Fred. You were Trevor @Eleanor_Lovegood .
Anyway, all in all, yesterday was one of the most ridiculous days in my life, because after novel groups, we had a Puff Mobile contest!
It's a car, named after me!
Anyway, in our class it was George who won the contest. I still say the competition was rigged.
Well, that's all I got to say.
Puff out.
(This is me doing a mic drop)
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