Hello anyone who happened to be snooping and found my book! My names Puff, and this is my rant book.
I honestly just talk about whatever I feel like, which I'm fairly sure is the purpose of rant books in general.
Anyway, if you would like to continu...
Anyway, I have decided something. Getting your braces tightened is very painful.
Guess what? You know how I have recently had a weird fascination with muffins? Well, I finally made my own muffins! And I didn't burn the house down! Or blow it up! Yay!
Okay y'all. I would just like to say something. I got a book two days ago, and I just wanted to say it is a great book. (Even if it is meant for toddlers)
The book is:
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And it is an amazing book. I recommend this book to all.
Seriously. I'm not joking. It's a great book. Did you know that the Grim Reaper is American? He said the word 'Howdy', and apparently us Americans say 'Howdy' a lot. (If you got the reference you are my new best friend.)
Ok. I'm mad at my dog. She keeps stealing my stuff.
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THAT IS MY DOG BED. GET YOUR OWN KYLEE.
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AND NOW SHE STOLE MY SPOT! THATS WHERE I SIT. (Yes, my spot is underneath a breakfast bar. I know that slightly sad.)
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AND SHE KEEPS TRYING TO GIVE ME HER DRAGON TOY THAT IS DISGUSTING AND SLIMY. I DON'T WANT IT DOG.
Why is she so mean today?
Irrelevantly, I just wanted to show you this picture I took of the neighbors cat. I think it's a pretty good picture.
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