Hello anyone who happened to be snooping and found my book! My names Puff, and this is my rant book.
I honestly just talk about whatever I feel like, which I'm fairly sure is the purpose of rant books in general.
Anyway, if you would like to continu...
Hola folkies! How are you doing? I'm just fine, if any of you were interested.
So, apparently I'm going to do the art-ish book-ish-thingy. (I know. I rock at Englishing today.) Thanks for answering my questions!
So now, we get to go on to the matter of me stalking-ish my principal! Yay!
(Read this story in a low, dramatic accent. It adds a lot to the story.)
So once upon many months ago, at conferences, the principal already knew my name. And it was the first time meeting him. I was entirely creeped out.
Then, little while later, I saw him at the grocery store! I didn't know that principals have lives! I thought they just slept at the school! (Sigh. I know I have problems.)
After that, I started calling him Headmaster. Cause I felt like it. (But once I accidentally said to him "Hi Master!" Instead of "Hi Headmaster!" Sigh again.)
So anyway, I realized along this journey that he had an amazing assortment of ties! He seemed to have a new one every day! So, I did the logical thing, and made up a conspiracy theory about how he might have 366 ties. (One for leap year too.)
So, all in all, I was fairly sure that my principal thought I was stalking him.
Anyway, this tale comes to an end when I asked the principal how many ties he had.
In the middle of ELA class.
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I found out that he had 63 ties. Mystery solved.
Anyway, that's all I got to say.
Puff out.
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Oh wait! My dance team got second place in our meet today. Yay!?!
Puff out for real this time.
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