Hello anyone who happened to be snooping and found my book! My names Puff, and this is my rant book.
I honestly just talk about whatever I feel like, which I'm fairly sure is the purpose of rant books in general.
Anyway, if you would like to continu...
These are two situations that tell you how I know I have problems:
1. MOM: You should really put a jacket on, its cold outside ME: But coats are overrated! (Cause they are) MOM: Fine, but don't complain if you get cold WALK OUTSIDE ME: OH MY GOLLY MAY ITS BLOODY FREEZING OUT HERE! MOM:You just said you wouldn't complain! ME: (Automatically responds, with no thought needed) I AM SOOOOOO CHANGEABLE!
If you got that reference, you are my new best friend. If you didn't get the reference, well, it was a reference.
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Anywho, this is the other situation. (Tailored a little bait so it's less confusing to the people who weren't there)
ME: So what did you do on spring break? FRIEND: I went to London, and went on a Jack the Ripper tour. ME: A SERIAL KILLER TOUR! I LOVE SERIAL KILLERS! THEY'RE NOT BORING!
