Rants and Rambles

Weird stuff that I have no title ideas for.

Hello! How are you guys doing?

Pretty groovy, I hope.

Anyway, I have two main topics today:

Here is the first:

Okay. So I assist at my dance studio, which means that I help out in the younger kids' classes. So, I learn their dances and demonstrate them and all that jazzy stuff.

So, yesterday I had assisting. And I was slightly scarred for life.

One of the kids in the class, who, mind you, is about 3-4 years old, was giving the universe the finger.

And giggling.

I'm not going to lie, that was a little creepy...

I mean, she was just raising it up and down, over and over again. For the entirety of the class!

Anyway, I wasn't completely sure what to do in this situation. I mean, you have this 3-4 year old kid, who is holding their middle finger up to the sky, and giggling.

What am I supposed to say to her? 'Don't lift that finger, because it's a bad finger. A super bad finger. Please stop swearing at the universe,'?

I mean, clearly I am not the best person to be in this situation. It would have been a lot better if someone, who was slightly better with kids, had been there.

But, all in all, that was an interesting class.

Topic two:

Okay. I had a weird dream last night.

It went like this:

It was a sorta recreation of the classic beauty and the beast tale. Belle dies, (in the future world), and is sent to a sorta in-between place, which was in-between the living and dead realms. (We are going to call this place the 'in-between' for the sake of my sanity.) The In-between was permanently stuck back in the past. It was the job of the creatures who resided in the in-between to help the people who just died get ready for moving to the 'dead realm'.

What happened was, Belle showed up at the in-between. She was really confused when a big creature told her that she was dead, and that this was the in-between place.

Anyway, so she starts getting a tour around the in-between place, and this guy named Phillipe (who was another of the departed souls, but he had been here for decades, and he was still not ready to go to the 'dead realm') catches the eye of Belle.

She winks.

He falls head-over-heels for Belle.(Awwwwww...)

Yadda yadda yadda, cheesy love story that could've come from the Hallmark Channel...

But then something bad happens. (I'm not going to tell you what, because I really like the plot, and because I might actually turn it into a story one day.)

Well, voila!

Those were my sorta-rants for the day!

Thanks for reading!

Toodles! (Wow. That sounded really awkward.)