Hola folkies! How are you doing? I'm doing fine, in case you were wondering.
Anyway, Duel Cat Massages! How fun does that sound? Honestly though, I'm starting to think they just confuse you.
I'm thinking of opening a business for duel cat massages. It would be able to create electricity, all while giving massages to cats!
All you have to do is rub two cats together and then harness the static electricity created from the cats. Meow.
Isn't that like the smartest idea you've ever heard?
YOU: Shakes head violently
Me: (Continues like I didn't see that) It's definitely better than my squid pen. (Shudder shudder.)
But, the whole problem with my idea is that I don't have any cats. I can't really have a duel at massage with no cats!
Anyway, thanks for reading!
Puff out.
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Oh yeah! I forgot something!
The director and writer of the show Sherlock is a complete and utter jerk.
Puff out. (For real this time)
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Rants and Rambles
RastgeleHello anyone who happened to be snooping and found my book! My names Puff, and this is my rant book. I honestly just talk about whatever I feel like, which I'm fairly sure is the purpose of rant books in general. Anyway, if you would like to continu...
