Hello anyone who happened to be snooping and found my book! My names Puff, and this is my rant book.
I honestly just talk about whatever I feel like, which I'm fairly sure is the purpose of rant books in general.
Anyway, if you would like to continu...
Hola y'all! How we doing? Pretty groovy I hope. I'm doing pretty groovy, thanks for asking.
Anyway, yesterday I had the mile run. Yay. Feel the sarcasm. I just about felt like I was going to through up. Yeah. It sucked.
It took me 11 minutes and 15 seconds to run the mile. Now I know what you're thinking. 'Oh my golly may, this lady is really slow!' I'm a slow person.
Anyway, the big thing I don't understand is why people care about other people's scores. One person said to me, 'Are you for real? That's like the worst score I've ever heard of.'
Okay. Newsflash folkies. I don't care.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
Yes. It's shocking.
Anyway, I'm very proud of myself. I broke one of my world records.
I managed to tick someone off in under 30 seconds! I'm feeling so awesome right now!
You guys know that little jerk-face who told me I was a three year old? And that because I don't swear, I'm practically an idiot? (I'll have you know that I can swear in French multiple ways by now. I just don't say them outloud)
Anyway, I managed to tick her off, and I am quite happy about it. So here's the story of jerk-face herself:
Once upon a time I went to my locker. I said excuse me, because jerk-face was standing in front of it. Then, little jerk-head decided to mock me and say 'excuse me' in a super high pitched voice. (At this point in time I muttered idiot under my breath.)
Then what happened was the girl asked me in a rude and snotty voice, 'Why do you feel the need to get to your locker right away?' Me: 'Why do you feel the need to be a jerk?' (I've always wondered this question.) 'I'm not a jerk.' Me: 'I beg to differ.'
Okay. This is the part where I feel like I'm talking to a complete idiot. 'Differ? You say the word differ? Oooh, miss smart words is over here!'
Wait what? Differ is not a hard word!
Then, she said,'Go back to the 1900's weirdo.'
This is my favorite response, 'Actually, the word differ was more commonly used in the 1800's.' I said. Then walked away, leaving her in what might become a homicidal rage.
So that's my story about jerks. Don't you hate them?
Anyway, jerks are just those stupid, stuck up people who feel the need to pick on people they think are inferior to their mighty greatness.
Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.
