Hello! How are you?
Anyway, it's story time with Puff today! (Yay.)
On Sunday, me and part of my Dance to studio went to Barnes and Noble for a fundraiser. So, in order to convince the short people (3-5 year olds) and their parents to come, we had princesses (just older members of the dance studio in costume) show up to say 'hi' and do story time and all that jazz.
Anyway, this year, for the first time I was a princess, (specifically princess Anna from Frozen, as I look sorta slightly similar to her and I share her dorky nature) and I'm just going to say that it was a little rough. Okay, a lot rough.
My shift being Anna started at 3 pm and went to five pm. For the first hour, there was no one for me to talk to. A few short people walked by and showed no interest in the fabulous Anna, and then one girl flat up said to my face, 'I don't like Anna'.
That slightly crushed my soul.
Anyway, after that, I sorta gave up, and just colored a bookmark (because I had nothing better to do), and I read the book Puff The Magic Dragon for the first time. (It really is amazingly repetitive. But I rather did like when Puff got a new friend at the end because that jerk Jackie Paper ditched him. How rude.)
But then, all of a sudden, there were kids to talk to! And they actually liked Anna! (Yay!)
So, here I am, sitting on this short stage with all these cute little short people around me. You can imagine how this could go wrong.
It did.
Horribly.
I sorta accidentally said, 'Bow Down Peasants!' in front of all these tiny, innocent children.
(Cue the sarcastic applause and the, 'Oh, great job Puff's.)
So anyway, that is how my Anna-ness went wrong!
Thank you for reading, and I hope you have a good rest of your day/night!
Bye!
Puff out.
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De TodoHello anyone who happened to be snooping and found my book! My names Puff, and this is my rant book. I honestly just talk about whatever I feel like, which I'm fairly sure is the purpose of rant books in general. Anyway, if you would like to continu...
