Rants and Rambles

I'm Saddened That This Is What Our World Has Come To.

Hello friends. (Erm... That sounded a little creepy...)

How are you today?

I am here today to talk about a very serious issue in today's society:

Perfume commercials.

You know how it is close to Christmas, so all the companies shove as many commercials as they can make at the tv director dude?

This only irritates me a slight bit, because honestly, that is never going to go away. But the thing is, perfume commercials are completely irritating.

Here are some examples of the stupid commercials:

Those are just a few of examples of the stupid perfume commercials. (No offense Ariana Grande. I still like one of your songs. The rest are sorta questionable though...)

Long story short, picture this:

Me, sitting with my dog curled up on me, a cup of hot chocolate in my hand. I am sitting down to watch a cheesy Christmas movie (Go Hallmark Channel!).

I am right at the part where I am just like:

'OH, COME ON, MAIN CHARACTER! IN CHEESY CHRISTMAS MOVIES YOU ALWAYS LISTEN TO YOU HEART, NOT YOUR HEAD! JUST SNOG ALREADY!!!!' (Which is always a little weird, because I always politely turn my head when they are actually snogging...)

And then... wait for it... commercial break. And then... wait for it... stupid perfume commercial.

They make me want to stab something - no, multiple somethings! For some reason, almost all of them show this frightfully skinny and beautiful lady, who is wearing some questionable clothes, who somehow ditches everything else for a bottle of perfume. (Speaking of which, I saw one once where the protagonist was at a party, and they ditched all the food and the people in order to get the perfume. WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU DITCH THE CHOCOLATE IN ORDER TO GET A STINKY PERFUME?????? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU????????)

(Speaking of Which again, I am in gym. So, we change in the locker room. At the end of class we are changing again, and all of a sudden, it seems like the attack of the perfumes. I mean seriously guys, do you really need to spray yourself with some luxury perfume after gym class? I mean, this is the soul purpose of deodorant. Please kindly use this instead of your awful perfumes so I do not need to walk out of the locker room with a thousand different perfumes on. Thank you.)

Anyway, that is my opinion on perfume commercials.

This actually brings us to another topic that I would like to address:

Dresses.

Okay, so I am perfectly fine with dresses in general. But, let's be honest, do you really want to wear a thigh length dress in the middle of winter?

I have seen a surprising amount of this, and I am just thinking, 'How in the world are you not icebergs yet?'

(Random: Please do not wear a thigh length dress with black tights on underneath. I don't want to be rude, but it looks a little awkward...)

And speaking of being cold,

WHY DO YOU WEAR CROP TOPS IN THE MIDDLE OF WINTER????

'Because they look fabulous on me, of course. (Creepy little 'girl who is pretending to be cool' giggle)'

Seriously though. Crop tops? Thigh high dresses? In the middle of winter? Come on, humanity. We are better than this!

So, these are my opinions of humanity for today.

Thank you for reading.

Toodles. (That is seriously a ridiculous goodbye statement.)