Rants and Rambles

Lots and Losts of Random Stuffy Stuff

Hola folkies! How we doing? I'm doing pretty groovy thanks for asking.

Anyway, so last night I was at my authors circle thingy and I didn't know what to write. So, what do I do? I make up more weird poems. Cause it's fun.

Here they are! Please beware that they are weird!:

There once was a man named Jim,
Who blew stuff up on a whim,
He grabbed a cup,
And blew it up,
And drank juice with his cat named Tim.

There once was a thinking toaster,
Who laid on a large four-poster,
He wanted a ride,
So he lied,
And went on a weird rollercoaster.

A piano fell through the sky,
An old man asked why,
The piano replied,
'I learn to flied,
And now I got something to by'.

There once was a bizarre glowing bunny,
The owner offered a lot of money,
To find out,
What was wrong with the trout,
That made it's way into the bunny's tummy.

There once was a creepy rock named  Rock,
Who happened to have listened to Bach,
When he ate that grape,
Shaped like a ape,
And then Rock turned into a fun clock.

A fuzzy bear sat in a chair,
While he ate a blue eclair,
Then he choked,
And he croaked,
So then he ate a romantic pear.

There once was a funny turkey,
Who was really kind of quirky,
And then he had jelly,
Which was really a gal named Kelly,
And then he ate some jerky.

There once was a guy named Wiggley,
He really was kind of jiggly,
One day he was stabbed,
And then he was crabbed,
And so he moved to a flat in Italy.

So yeah. You can tell that they are weird. Anyway, last night I had a creepy dream.

I was in the Pocahontas movie, and we were wondering where Pocahontas and that other weird dude were. That's all I'm going to speak of it, but I'm sure that you folkies who have a condo for your mind in the gutter that you can probably piece together the rest.

All in all, I was disturbed when I woke up.

Well, that's all the news of my life.

Puff out.