Hello anyone who happened to be snooping and found my book! My names Puff, and this is my rant book.
I honestly just talk about whatever I feel like, which I'm fairly sure is the purpose of rant books in general.
Anyway, if you would like to continu...
Guess what folkies? I am extremely irritated by the world and all it's inhabitants. (No offense of course.)
Well, it's mostly for one dude at my math table, and a dude who sits near me in science.
Math class dude: For the sake of people's privacy, I'm not going to use their real name. For the sake of this, we are going to call him Ben.
Groovy.
So, I am a naturally clumsy person, so I often accidentally knock my notebooks and other things off the edge of the table. Okay. I'm okay with that. Usually the only thing I worry about is my book.📖
But for some reason, Ben decides that I am not capable of walking, and every time my stuff falls, he decides to go and grab it. Every single time.
Let that sentence above sink in for a moment. Do you know how irritating that is?
Well, now you do. It's VERY irritating.
The first time it happened would be okay, you know, a random act of kindness. But by now it's irritating beyond belief.
Okay, now we're onto the science dude.
Science dude: For the sake of people's privacy, I will not use their real names. For the sake of these purposes, I will call the science dude Quill. Okay?
Groovy.
Anyway, so a couple days ago in science, I was reading my book. (I'm reading Murder on the Orient Express. It's really good.)
Then my science teacher said that she had a logic puzzle for us to do if we want extra credit.
I grabbed the logic puzzle, because I think I'm pretty good at them.
This is where Quill shows up.
He walks over to me and says this, "Puff, if we combine forces, we could probably solve this. Want to?" (We are neighbors so it would be possible.)
But, are you freaking kidding me???????
This dude needs help solving something, but is too proud to say it, so he decides to call me an idiot (inplied) just so he can convince me to help? I'll have you know I was the first person to finish that! Great job Quill. I applaud you.
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So, in conclusion, I am amazingly irritated by the world and all its inhabitants.
Thank you.
Puff out.
Oh yeah. I had a dance competition till about midnight last night. So, now I'm a slug.
