WIZARDS IN HEELS

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Hi! How we doing? Pretty groovy I hope.

Anyway, so I had the oddest thought earlier:
What do wizards wear for shoes?

I had the strangest image last night, of wizards and witch's running around in flip-flops, at the Battle of Hogwarts! Just imagine someone using their shoe as a distraction! (DE-Death Eater, W/W- Wizard/Witch)

DE: Avadaka-
W/W: flop!
DE: Avadakadav-
W/W: flip!
DE: Ava-
W/W: flip flop!!!
DE: Oh, for crying out loud!

Or, just imagine them wearing high-heels...

I can see it now; that should totally be a movie.

I can see it now; that should totally be a movie

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I'm so going to do this. It's going to be spectacular.

If you're wondering, I was feeling particularly weird this morning.  And if you're wondering, yes, I did just make that movie/book cover. I have no idea why.

Well, it has come to the end of your daily dose of weirdness.

Thanks for reading, and don't forget to buy tickets to the movie, Wizards In Heels! Coming to theaters near you!

Puff out.

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