Hello anyone who happened to be snooping and found my book! My names Puff, and this is my rant book.
I honestly just talk about whatever I feel like, which I'm fairly sure is the purpose of rant books in general.
Anyway, if you would like to continu...
My interesting poem about Jim Moriarty, the best villain of all time,people!:
There once was a man named Jim, Who blew stuff up on a whim, He grabbed a cup, And blew it up, And drank juice with his cat Tim.
It's my violent poem.
Any of you guys have a violent poem?
If you haven't already noticed, I'm a big fan of violence.
Anyway, I'm mad at the universe. I have to go to the orthodontist this morning, so they can stick play-doh (or something like that) in my mouth. That. sounds. revolting.
If you're wondering why, next week Thursday I have to get braces. Yay. Feel the sarcasm.
Anywho, thanks for reading Y'all!
Puff out. Look guys! I have a book named after me!
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Puff out. (For real this time)
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