Chatting About Jelly Beans

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Hola Y'all. How we doing?

I'm doing fine thanks for asking.

You know what I realized yesterday?

Jellybeans, are not good for bribing people. You know, I really feel like this should be made a known fact.

JELLY BEANS ARE NOT GOOD FOR BRIBING PEOPLE. AND ON A SIDE NOTE, TELLING THEM YOU ARE READING A BOOK THAT TELLS YOU HOW TO STALK PEOPLE, DOES NOT HELP YOUR CASE.

Learn it.

You're probably doing One of two things right now.

A) You are questioning why in the world I am trying to bribe people. And, why I'm reading a book on how to stalk people.

B) You're not surprised at all why I am bribing people and know how to stalk people without getting caught. Honestly, you kind of saw it coming.

If you answered B, thanks, I feel so appreciated.

Anyway, that's all I got to say.

Puff out.

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