Hello anyone who happened to be snooping and found my book! My names Puff, and this is my rant book.
I honestly just talk about whatever I feel like, which I'm fairly sure is the purpose of rant books in general.
Anyway, if you would like to continu...
Once upon a time, I made a list. A mental list. What's in this list, you ask. This is a very special list. It is my list of things/people I'm going to get revenge on.
Yes, I know. It's weird and slightly disturbing that I have a list. I'm actually considering writing down my list in a notebook. Easier to keep track of then.
Once upon another time today, I was chatting with @Eleanor_Lovegood (E.L.) and @Free_The_ElfHP (F.T.E.) about my list. F.T.E. suggested that I write my list in this lovely book. I'm going to do just that today. And, by the way, each item will have a slight explanation as too why that is on my list.
1. The curse-ed ketchup dispenser. Okay. So this is a weird story. Once upon a few days ago, I was trying to get some ketchup for my chicken things. I pressed lightly, because I didn't need much. Nothing came out of the dispenser. I pressed a little harder. WHOOSH! Ketchup came shooting out of the dispenser at me. And now I'm going to get revenge on that stupid ketchup dispenser.
2. That bloody Christmas tree. If you're wondering, the tree doesn't actually have blood on it. It's just an evil tree. There are two minuture Christmas trees postitioned directly behind my desk in ELA. Every flipping time I lean back in my chair, I hit the stupid, bloody, tree. I hate that bloody tree. It sucks. Once or twice it's actually fallen on me. It's pokey, green, bloody branches keep stabbing me, and its irritating.
3. The door into my school. The door ran into me.
4. That door separating two hallways in the school. The door ran into me.
5. The door into my math classroom. The door ran into me.
6. Those 100-something walls in my school. The walls all ran into me.
7.Okay. I've given up. Just about every door/wall that has ever exsisted has ran into me at some point.
8. Anderson. Okay. This dudes name isn't actually Anderson, but me and E.L. have recently started calling him Anderson. He once called the Hufflepuff badger, a skunk. A FLIPPING BLOODY SKUNK! I find that so offensive. I am a PROUD PUFF, and I am very very proud of being a badger. One of these days, I am going to get revenge on Anderson, even if it's the last thing I do. P.S. You're only going to get the Anderson reference if you watch Sherlock.
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Take that Anderson!
These are only a few things/people on my list, but I assure you that there are many more things that: A. I don't want to say B. You wouldn't get it C. A wise man once said, "If you have nothing nice to say, don't say anything at all." I'm going to follow his advice so I don't get in trouble.
