Hello anyone who happened to be snooping and found my book! My names Puff, and this is my rant book.
I honestly just talk about whatever I feel like, which I'm fairly sure is the purpose of rant books in general.
Anyway, if you would like to continu...
First off, I'm sorry I haven't updated for a few days, I was very busy at a dance competition.
Second off, this is just a really weird title. "Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans/Pie/Creeped Out/Disturbed"? Just ridiculous.
Thirdly... Actually, I don't have a thirdly. Let's just get on to the actual story part.
First, we will start with the creeped out.
Once upon sometime yesterday, I was watching, for reasons unknown, the live action Cinderella movie. (If your wondering, I can't watch the animated Cinderella for many reasons that I don't feel like listing.)
Anyway, this is when I realized, the actor who plays the fairy godmother in the movie is BELLATRIX LESTRANGE.
That's when I started screaming.
That's when I found out that Lockhart directed it.
And then there was death. Of who, I'm not sure.
Okay! Now its pie time!
Many of you know that my birthday was on Feb. 19th. Yay.
Yesterday, after like a month, did we actually celebrate my birthday.
We had pie.
YOU: Why did you have pie?
Cake is overrated.
YOU: But, WHY did you have pie?
BECAUSE PIE. Yes, I did just make a reference. Ten points to you if you got it.
Anyway, after the "party" (I put party in quotation marks because It's questionable that it could be called a party) me and my neighbor decided to eat Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans. It did not end well.
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And now, to the last part. I got very disturbed. One of my friends showed me this video when we were waiting for our turn at the competition.
Don't watch if you don't like violent/weird things.
So now I take it as if you are still reading you like those things listed previously above.
