Hello anyone who happened to be snooping and found my book! My names Puff, and this is my rant book.
I honestly just talk about whatever I feel like, which I'm fairly sure is the purpose of rant books in general.
Anyway, if you would like to continu...
Anyway, I'm irritated. I know. It's such a surprise.
There are two reasons this time.
Uno: In ELA we are doing a informative speech. Yay. Feel the sarcasm. Anyway, I'm doing a biography on Agatha Christie.
You heard of her? I hope so. I asked my class and 3 people knew who she was; two of them I had told, and the third looked it up.
Anyway, so lots of people in my class asked a host other what topic we are doing (Eleanor_Lovegood is doing the history of Ilvermorny). So every time, I say I'm doing a biography on Agatha Christie. Everyone else says: What?
PEOPLE. I SAID IM DOING A BIOGRAPHY. THAT MEANS THAT ITS ON A PERSON. A PERSON, IS NOT A WHAT. YOU SAY WHO. NOT WHAT. WWWWWWHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
It's not that hard to figure out. Anyway, so when someone said what, I almost whacked them over the head with the sixth Harry Potter book (I'm rereading it for the fifth time.)
Dice: I mean doce: So I carpool with the neighbors to get to school everyday. We bring a dude (gonna call him Phillip) in my grade, and then his little-ish sister (gonna call her Ann).
What irritates me is that Phillip never lets Ann make a decision for herself. Every time she says something like, 'I think it would be fun to have these', Phillip automatically says, 'Noooooo, you do not want those.' Every time.
Also, I'm in advanced math. Phillip is not. But he keeps insisting that he is better at math than me.
What is wrong with him? If someone is in advanced math, then that means that you are better at math then someone else! Isn't this self explanatory?
Third reason why I'm irritated by this dude: Every time he gets a question wrong, every single time, he says, 'Well, what I really meant was this...'
Every time he realizes he was wrong, he changes his answer until he gets it right. Am I the only person who thinks this is irritating? I hope not, because it's amazingly aggravating.
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