Hello anyone who happened to be snooping and found my book! My names Puff, and this is my rant book.
I honestly just talk about whatever I feel like, which I'm fairly sure is the purpose of rant books in general.
Anyway, if you would like to continu...
Hola folkies! How are you? Pretty groovy I hope. Anyway, today I am making lists. ('Oooh, that sounds so exciting'-my conscious)
First list: Things that irritate me: Idiots Jerks When people don't put the toilet seat down When people don't wear seat belts When people are so proud to be christen and then they swear left and right (that's a sin right) Un-sharpened pencils Sloths not wearing crowns When I'm not wearing a bow When people talk in a monotone voice When no one wants to play monopoly with me When my dog steals my dog bed When my dog steals my blanket When people don't use good grammar When my dog gives her toys to me When people take off their shirt in gym class When people think they are better than everyone else (they're not!) When people are at a dance competition and they dance with their hair down When I lose a bookmark When I lose my page in a book When the people a grade higher than me says that my grade are all unathletic idiots, and my team won soccer, and the grade above people were all complete and utter idiots When I get nailed in the head twice with a soccer ball in ten minutes A whole lot more stuff I'm to lazy to put down.
Things I find cute: My doggle
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Pineapples
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Sloths Badgers
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Elephants Giraffes OWLS
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Skinks
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Butterfly's Dragonflies Dragons
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A whole lot more stuff I'm to lazy to put down
Things I like (objects): Sporks Books Potatoes Bananas Potato baby's Lights GLITTER My bow My armadillo shoelaces Fancy notebooks Flowers Chocolate OWLS
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Hot chocolate Chocolate Food Did I mention chocolate?
Pet peeves: When people don't use their blinker right Doors (I can never tell if they are push or pull!) When you can't tell something's out of batteries Nails on a chock-board When I have to my presentation first or last on one day When my pencil breaks I whole lot more I can't remember
