Zeus GOT PRANKED!

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To: The Doctor and Percy Jackson

Q: I dare you both to go up Zeus, call him fat,  then pull his toga off and see what underwear he wears.

A:

Percy: What if he doesn't have underwear?

The Doctor: Dont worry, I could use a temperal hologram that can cover the body but only from the bare eye on cornea. *Grins*

Percy: I have no idea what'd you said.

The Doctor: I can put on temporary clothing that is like a hologram but only us to see it.

Percy: Wasnt it easier to say that?

The Doctor: No, actually.

Percy: What if we get exterminated for this! WE COULD GET TO THE TATARUS!!!!!

The Doctor: Calm down, Perseus. I could change history any second by reversing the polarity of paradoxes in the Medusa Cascade but, it can cause a time rift between us. Even though it seems quite impossible and could cause a terrible paradox, this could change time and space all by it self. The time rift could not close, but maybe, there is about 73.988273 percent chance of us that could completely die and this entire thing could be---

Percy: Doctor, please. I cant understand timelord.

The Doctor: *sighs* I can change history.

Percy: wow. *Slow claps* But this dare can---

The Doctor: Kill us all? It's okay. Because I could regenerate and you would go to the Elysium. But, Zeus could probably---

Percy: I think I know why our fandoms dont cross over.

The Doctor: I may be an alien but I DO have feelings. I HAVE TWO HEARTS!

Percy: Let's just do this dare...Or should I say, Rachel DARE... Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha?

The Doctor: And Im starting to understand why our fandoms dont cross over.

Percy: Let's do this dare!

The Doctor: Allons-y!

DOOOWEEEDOOOOOOOOOO!

(Olympus)

(A/N: So the Doctor and Percy is actually under a invisible belt (Think of it like the invisibility cloak) and the are sneaking behind Zeus)

The Doctor and Percy: *Takes off belt*

Percy and The Doctor: ZEUS! YOU ARE FAT!

Zeus: Excuse me?

Percy and the Doctor: *Pulls away the toga of zeus* *Gasps*

Zeus: *A burst of heavenly light shines and brightens up the room*

Percy and the Doctor: *Covers eyes* 

The Doctor: The hologram isnt working! It's melted!

Posiden: Now, Zeus! Stop showing off!

Zeus: Admit it, brother. I am SEXY!

Posiden: *Rolls eyes*

The Doctor and percy: *Runs back to the TARDIS*

Zeus: *Sings* That's what you get when you let you Toga off, whooaaa (It's a song from Paramore, that's what ya get!)

(And no, Zeus isnt wearing any underwear)

(BTW, I have no idea what I just typed when I was writing on what The Doctor was saying)

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