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Sherlock and the three blue cookies!

To: Percy, nico, Leo, Sherlock and John.

SO this is practically a crossover between SHerlock and HoO/PJO. 
It says here: Introduce Percy, Nico, and Leo to Sherlock and John...OKAY! 

Percy: Hello.

Sherlock: ...

John: Sherlock!

Sherlock: What?

John: Great them hello!

Sherlock:Oh, sorry. A small trip to the mind palace. Hello.

Nico: Sup

Leo: HIIII!!!!!

Percy: You have a mind palace? 

Sherlock: Yep.

Leo: uh, what's a mind palace?

Sherlock: It's a---

Percy: method of loci. 

Nico: It's a device introduced to the ancient Greeks and Romans, like a memory palace. 

Sherlock: Yes, you picture a place where you have been before and store you memories there. 

Leo: Oh, cool. *Sets on fire*

John: Ah! Sherlock, the boy's on fire!

Sherlock: Yes, John, I clearly see that.

Percy: Leo! *controls water on Leo*

Leo: Ow! Great, my pants are wet.

John: Um...

Nico: Leo, they are British! Pants in their country means undergarments and pants like jeans are trousers.

Leo: oh! Sorry...

Percy: Weird...

***SILENCE****

Nico: So, John...How's it like to be gay?

John: Na----wha... I AM NOT GAYYYY!!!!

Sherlock: He doesnt like to be called gay....

Nico: He seems gay.

Sherlock: And you, Nico Di Angelo?

Nico: what?

Sherlock: why dont you ask the same question yourself?

Nico: What question?

Sherlock: *Sighs* if I must recall, 'How's it like to be gay?"

Nico: *glances at Percy* I am not gay.

Sherlock: you look severely nervous and gave a short glance at Percy, it's obvious that you are gay to----

Nico: *Attacks Sherlock*

****FIVE MINITES LATER****

SHerlock: *Bleeding nose*

To: Nico, Percy, and Leo:What do you think of Sherlock and John?

nico: I hate Sherlock, he is a son of a *****

Percy: Nico!

Sherlock: Thank you, thank you very much *To Nico*

Nico: But John... He is like a sidekick...

John: I am not a sidekick

Mrs. Hudson: or straight either...

John: Mrs. Hudson! Can you please leave me? And stop CALLING ME GAY!

Mrs. Hudson: *falls asleep*

John: *Facepalm*

Percy: Okay... well, I dont think of John gay.

John: Thank you.

Percy: He has a wife, a soon a daughter?

John: Yep.

Sherlock: How do you know that, Percy?

Percy: While Nico was attacking you, John and I had a small talk. So anyways, I think that John is a boring adult...

John: Whaaaa....

Percy: Because I just dont think that his life is exciting.

John: BUT I'VE BEEN THROUGH A BLOODY WAR AND SOLVING BLOODY MURDERS AND SAVING BLOODY LIVES.

Mrs. Hudson: And being BLOODY gay.

John: *annoyed face*

Percy: *Speaks with a British accent* BUT I've BEEN CHASED BY BLOODY MONSTERS, HAD A CYCLOPS FOR A BROTHER---

Tyson: Hey!

Percy: (no offense), COVERED AND CONTROLLED BLOODY POISON, CONTROLLED BLOODY WATER, FOUGHT BLOODY DEMIGODS AND GODS, AND WENT THROUGH BLOODY OLYMPUS AND THE TARTARUS!!!!!!

John: ....
Say that to the Doctor...

Percy: Doctor Who?

Sherlock: Exactly... Now tell what you think of me.

Percy: You are like a psychopath who can read minds.

Leo: I see that in him too.

Sherlock: *Clears his throat* High-functioning sociopath...with Mary's ex-boyfriend's number.

Leo: oh...wow... Well, I think both are cool,But John should have some more spice in his live.

John: Spice?

Leo: Well, his past seems cool, like a detective's assistant and killing in war, but you are just an average doctor with a wife...

The Doctor: Dont judge a John with his job. *leaves*

Leo: uh, who is that?

John: The Doctor.

Leo: Oh...

Leo: And Sherlock to me seems a bit creepy because he seems so serious and like...he can read you mind and see the future....

Sherlock: Dont be---

Leo and The doctor: HE's TELLING THE FUTURE!!! AHHH!!!! *jumps off the window into mrs. hudson's flower*

Mrs. Hudson: *Scolds them*

Sherlock and John- what do you think of the three boyss?

Sherlock: Boring...

John: Which one?

Sherlock: All.

Nico, Leo, and Percy: aca-scuse me?

Sherlock: Boring.

Nico: I can see dead people!

Percy: I can control water!

Leo: *sets on fire* I am just practically hot!

Sherlock: boring...

John: Guys, give it up. He will never stop.

Sherlock: So what about you, John?

John: I think that are cray-cray...

Leo, Pecy: Thanks, we get that a lot.

Nico: I am bored... I will just go...to Mrs. Hudson...SHe might have some tea left...

****

W0w.. O_o

Random fact: I FINISHED WATCHING MALEFICIENT!!!! IT WAS AMAZEBALLSSS!!!!! I WANNA WATCH IT AGAIN!!!!!!! :0

q: For the ones who havent watched the movie - what do you predict of Maleficient?
For the one who did- rate out of 10, of how good is the movie.