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Positive of Not being gay

To: John Watson

Q: Are you Positive that you arent gay?

John: ...I thought I clarified it earlier.

Sherlock: No you didnt.

John: I DID!

Sherlock: You just stated it, TRYING to clarify, but the question of our client is asking if you are positive that you are NOT gay.

John: The asker is NOT our client.

Sherlock: She is now.

John: Sherlock, can you please stop!

Sherlock: *Turns to audience* Do you ship Johnlock or Sherlolly?

John: Neither.

Sherlock: I wasnt asking you.

John: I am just stating that I do not ship any of them.

Sherlock: And what's the point of your opinion---?

John: Sheriarty or Jimlock.

Sherlock: ... That's it! ROBERT!!!

Robert Downey Jr.: Yep.

Sherlock: You are taking my place. Good luck with John. He's your problem now... *Benadicted Cucumberbatch, wait no, Bartonlots Carahatch, wait one mo, Berrymuch Carmatots, this might take a while...Nah, Benedict Cumberbatch leaves and Robert Downey Jr. takes his place*

John: ...

Sherlock: ...

John: ...

Sherlock: I understand why he doesnt have an interest in you.;

John: What?

Sherlock: I know you love the other Sherlock. 

John: I---

Sherlock: Do you want be to do my deduction?

John: No, I---

Sherlock: Very well,

For a long time, I was convinced you were in complete denial – as in, you repressed the feelings so much you weren’t truly conscious of them. But the more I rewatch, the more I realize how wrong I was. John Watson is at least somewhat conscious of his immediate attraction to the “other” Sherlock. More likely you are quite conscious of it.

John: But---

Sherlock: For whatever reason, you try to fight it off (and does a terrible job hiding it – check a mirror John, goodness). You try to deny it. I honestly have zero clue how John identifies himself – straight, but in my point of view he is…something else, not sure…but whatever it is, he can’t bring himself to say it. It’s always “not gay, not gay.”

John: Sherlock, I---

Sherlock: Yes John, you’re attracted to women. And….? No, she’s a Psychopath John!

John: I know, I am trying to---

Sherlock: Forget it. NOW SHUT UP, JOHN! I AM TRYING TO DEDUCE YOU! So, where was I? Ah, You are attracted to Psychopaths, but Sherlock Holmes isn’t a Psychopath. According to him (Me, same thing), he is a “High-functioning sociopath” But one thing Dr. Watson doesn’t realize what if he is attracted to someone more?

John: Sherlock, stop it, I am---

Sherlock: When his therapist tries to encourage him to say it now, whatever it was he really wanted to say to Sherlock after his supposed suicide, John still can’t say it. He thinks Sherlock is dead and he still can’t say how he really feels out loud. So there’s a lot of deep issues at work there.

I though earlier of John’s paradox, that Sherlock’s attempt to convince John he was a sociopath---

Benedict Cumberbatch- Sherlock: Okay, that's enough of deducing for today.

Robert Downey Jr-Sherlock: No, I was just beginning! So, In conclusion is that, both Sherlock and John are trying to hide---

Benedict-Sherlock: SHUT UP, Robert! Just go and be...Iron Man!

Robert: Yes, I suppose *Clears voice to American* Yeah. It would be DEFINITELY better to play as a super-clever billionaire who fight evil.

Benidict-Sherlock: And it's better for me to go back as the "High-functioning Sociopath" who can tell a person's life story by their tie and SAVE a life.

Robert: And kill.

Benedict-Sherlock: You too.

John: ...I just want to say that I am not Gay!

Robert: Sure...*Sarcasm*

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Most credits of deducing from tumblr, sorry, not that smart, but actually I can do simple but not complex or complicated deducing. The name: deducingbbcsherlock ...not mine but, I used it and added and put some in my own words. If you are reading this and unhappy about this, I will re-write it and take away the deducing. (Talking to the deduce dude)

Random fact: AOS! Wicked! Avatar! Frozen! Doctor Who! Hunger Games! Divergent! ANd ALOT more that I fangirl! (Well, just check my profile)

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