Dark Horse

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To: Piper McClean

Q: What would you doif Jason DD cheat on you? I expect an all0out war, truthfully....

Piper: Well...IDK, It depends on what situation it is like how I find out, for example: Him kissing another girl, I would get his attention, make him feel guilty and regret it, then I would cry, it could be either Aphrodite playing with me and my love life... Then I'd slap him in the face a few times, allow him to explain and charmspeak him to tell the truth. And if it isnt a good explanation, then I would turn cold on Jason and not talk to him for weeks or months.

Jason: O.o

Piper: But probably what I would feel inside is to rip HIM PIECE BY PIECE AND PUSH HIM INTO THE PITS OF THE TARTARUS!!!! ...Yeah, that's all...

Jason: .... O.O

Leo: Hey, it's just like that song...Dark Horse by Katy Perry. 

Nico: What?HUH?

leo: u need to catch up with the time... Here, we'll sing it for you:

***Music, and evrybody sings*

Piper: Make me your Aphrodite, Make me your one and only

Dont make your your enemy, your enemy, your enemy

Hecate: So you wanna play with magic? Boy, you should know who ya falling for, baby do you dare to do this?

Nico: *Speaking* What?

Tempest: Cause Im coming at you like a dark horse

Nico: *Speaking* Okay

Jason: Are you ready for, ready for

A perfect storm, perfect storm

Cause once your mine, once your mine...

THERE'S NO GOING BACK!

Nico: O.O

Frank: Mark my words, this love with make you levitate,

Like a bird, Like a bird without a cage

Gaea: But down to earth

If you choose to walk away, dont walk away

Annabeth: *Rap* He's a beast, I call him Seaweed (Brain),

He eats your heart out

Like a Titan

Nico: O.o

Annabeh: *Still rapping* Be careful, Try not to lead him on!

***Everyone Speaking****

Percy: Oh, come on! Annabeth! That was one time!

All: PERCY! YOU RUINED IT!

Leo: I got dis, "THIS GIRL IS ON FYAAAAAAAAAaaa...."

Hazel: *Summons gold nugget and hit leo in the head*

Coach Hedge: That's my girl!

****

Lyrics and Rap from Tumblr...I think...well, I found it on FB, so it could be from tumblr...

Random fact: When I had Jetlag, I just sing the song...

Q: What do you guys do to get rid of Jetlag?

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