Ask Fictional Characters

Tobias, Everybody!

To: Tobias Eaton (Divergent)

Q: If Tris never changed factions, what woud you have done?

Tobias: I actually dont know, because if she still didnt, I would have never met her, making me NOT caring about her, and she would die in the war because she never stopped it and she would die because of her divergence and because she is in abnegation. 

Tris: Wow. But true. 

Tobias: yeah.

To: Everyone else

Q: Tell Peter how you feel about his attitude.

Tobias: Are you sure about that, because I think of him as a---

Tris: No inapropriate language.

Molly: Fine, I will go first. I think it's hot, and brave.

Tris: *Laughs*

Molly: What?

Tris: *Laughs harder*

Molly: WHAT THE F*** ARE YOU LAUGHING FOR!!!!

Edward: Can I go next?

Uriah: Aww...

Edward: He is a **** ***** ******* ******!!! I HATE HIM!!! I JUST WANT TO STAB HIM IN HIS **** EYE!!!

Christina: He is a total coward! He tried to kill the top ranked people to be THE top ranked. 

Peter's mother: I **** HATE THAT DUDE!!!!!!

Uriah: Who is that?

Tris: Apparently, his mother.'

Uriah: Wow, Okay, my turn! I ************************************************** Peter.

EVeryone: ....

Zeke: Okay, he is  mean but he did save Tris' life, after all the times he tried to kill her.

Tobias: Good point, but I still hate him.

Eric: HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT! HE IS A PURE DAUNTLESS! You guys are like pansycakes.

Drew: I agree.

Tris: *Punches Eric and Drew to the pulp*

Will: I dont like Peter, he was so mean to Tris and---

Peter: Go to hell! Oh, wait, you---

Christina: *Stabs Peter with a pencil*

Will: That's my girl! Tough a cotton balls!

Chirstina: Shut up.

Tris: My turn!

Edward: Any words of hatred?

tris: Sort of. Even though Edward has almost killed me like a billion times, I do hate him, but not entirely. He might have his side of the story, a reason why is he like this. He might've been tortured, or something, or it's just his normal attitude. He is more evil than normal, but that still does make him a person. Many people can be like that. But towards me he is a complete Psychopath with a lack of conviction. He even faked my death once, for me. Just to return the favor. It's been a long time. It's takes a very long time for me to forgive. But I do not forgive all of the things he has done, just one. BUT HE IS A ******* *******!

Everyone: *Claps and cheers*

Uriah: *Cries* What a beautiful speech! *Claps*

Tobias: My turn. I love Peter, I am breaking up with you Tris.

TRIS: WHAT!!

Tobias: I know, I know, but it's just not working out with me anymore. Goodbye..

Tris: *teary-eyed* but...but you cant!

Tobias: I am just kidding, Tris. Gosh, I am not that Candor. Honest but rude, no offence, candor. I am not that. I would never give up you like that...Except for cake, I would give you up for cake. 

Tris: You would only go to my funeral if there was cake.

Tobias: I might not, because it would take me years to get over you.

Everyone but Eric: AWwwww....

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Random fact: I love Pompeii!