Hiccup's thoughts

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To: Hiccup (0f Berk)

Q: Hiccup Hi! Um...Im kathryn, Kathryn Lisa Irvine Pond. What do you think of me?  

(A/N: Okay, this is going to take a long time to write... I am too lazy to write...)

Here's my description of myself.

People say that Im energetic, nice, naive, ugly (Link) --- 

Hiccup: Woah, she's pretty...

Astrid: *Elbows Hiccup in the stomach*

Hiccup: What?

Astrid: *Glares*

Toothless: Totally jealous! (Yeah, he can speak)

Astrid: *Glares at toothless* 

Toothless: ... *Flies away*

--- vulnerable, creepy, luving, amazing singer, childish, mature, passionate, understanding, considerate, awesome, kind, pretty, weird, fangirl--- 

Hiccup: Im a fangirl too---I mean BOY! I am a fanboy!

Astrid: Fanboy of what?

Hiccup: Loki Who (Viking version of Doctor Who), Night Fury Twillight (Twilight), Thor Odinson and the Heroes of Asgard (Viking version of  PJO and HoO), Dragon Time (Adventure time), Thorvergent (Divergent like the nine realms dystopian of Viking mythology, and Tris is Thor, Four is Loki), LokiLocked ---which is my ships, and ThorSif is my OTP, and----

Astrid: Okay, we get it...

---emotional, awesome, king, cool, clumsy, heavy sleeper, flexible, stubborn, animal lover (I love dragons)--- 

Toothless: I think she's trying to impress you...

Astrid: ...

Hiccup: She's trying to impress Astrid?

Astrid: *Facepalm*

Toothless: *Facepalm* You, you bag full of hagus!

Hiccup: oh...

---Im afraid of heights, spiders and the dark. Also I travel with a man called the Doctor and he's an alien. 

Hiccup: The Doctor? And most importantly, the doctor is a HE????

Astrid: In berk, the doctors are females. 

Hiccup: I think in America, or whatever world you are in, we vikings are---

BTW, I live in a parallel universe and there Im dating you... 

Astrid: ....

Toothless: She's keeping in the rage...

Hiccup: Oh.

Toothless: At least she's not a mermaid, Astrid HATES mermaids!

also Im a mermaid only when I touch water though... and i have my ring on...OKAY TTYL!! :) 

Astrid: ...

Hiccup: ...

Toothless: This is getting intense... 

Astrid: Hiccup...

Hiccup: Yeah?

Astrid: Hold me, and strangle me if you have to...

Hiccup: Why would I---

Astrid: *Attacks asker*

Hiccup: Ahhh!! *Strangles Astrid* Toothless! HELP!!!

Toothless: ... *Flies away*

Hiccup: Oh, great! Thanks for your help, buddy! *Sarcasm*

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Okay, I did not copy the entire thing because the asker wrote A PARAGRAPH! sorry, it's just my---Okay, nevermind about that... And just a note, the voice of Toothless is David Tennant in this AFC....And even in the real movie, Tennant was voiced as one character...

Random Fact: I can do a pretty mean scottish accent, but my classmates are like NO! YOU CANT!!! THat AINT EVEN SCOTTISH!!

Q: What is a Hagus? (I know I but I want to see what you guys know)

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