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Sherloki

Q: Loki, meet Sherlock! :) I just want both of you to meet each other!! I REALLY WANT TO SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!

-Cheriona19109

Loki: WHAT IS THIS?

Sherlock: This *Gestures to himself* is a human.

Loki: Puny Mortal! Get out of my way! This is mine!

Sherlock: I am not a mortal, you see, I am a High-Functioning Sociopath and I see some blood smudges to your sleeve of your right hand and the lines on your head and hands is that you are stressed, you are in pain. Also, with your facial expression shows that you are lonely, you want to be a superior a god!---

Loki: I am a god, you foul beast!

Sherlock: No, you are not. And I like that, Foul Beast. My new calling. And where was i? Oh, right, deducing. And according to your blood smudges, that means you killed someone or possibly injured but I dont see physical pain---

Loki: WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!?!

Sherlock: You dull thick reindeer, you have no injuries but on the inside you feel pained because you are not you. You did call me Mortal so that means you are an alien, a species of a different planet. You want to be a Superior of this planet and failed. Well, I did see the news in New York as I remember. But, you have pain. I also read in the Vikings Myths that you are a god of Mischief, you are the brother of Thor---

Loki: He is not my brother!

Sherlock: But you grew up with him, yes? 

Loki: True, but we do not share the same blood!

Sherlock: You are angry, you have this rage and potential of destructive...ness... You see, the most saddest people have this potential. You are angry of this pain in you.

Loki: Do you have...pain?

Sherlock: Physical, yes. Mental/Emotional, rarely. But yes, I am broken inside. I have a brother too, he always thinks he's better than me.

Loki: I feel that.

Sherlock: But I did not fight destructively as you did. I also am a...human wanting to be a god, but using the right choices.

Loki: wow...dats deep.

Sherlock: *Facepalm* And btw, why are you here?

Loki: Why are you here?

Sherlock: I asked you first!

Loki: I dont know, i asked you second.

Sherlock: So? The first must be answered first.

Loki: I did answer and do you know that rhyme mortals use...First is the worst, second is the best---

Sherlock: That's so childish, Loki.

Loki: How do you know my name?

Sherlock: I saw you bend down once, and I had a very quick glance of your...alien pants with your name on it.

Loki: Oh, stop being a Sherlock!

Sherlock: I am Sherlock, I cant change that.

Loki: Is there a ship between us?

Sherlock: Lokilocked?

Loki: Sherloki?

Sherlock: I ship them!

Loki: Mee too!

Sherlock: ...

Loki: ...

Sherlock: *Leans for a kiss*