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How2TrainYaDragon...Snotlout

To: Hiccup, Astrid, and Toothless (Of course, *Pets Toothless*)

Toothless: *Makes a similar noise when a cat purrsss but...in really, really, weird way*

Q: BTW, IM like the biggest huger ever everyone loves my hugs lol :P So, I have 2 questions:

1: Im so sad, can I have a hug? 

Astrid: Why are you sad?

Toothless: Which one do you want to hug?

Hiccup: *Glares at Astrid and Toothless* I think she means all of us...

Astrid and Toothless: Oh, okay... *Hugs asker with Hiccup*

Hiccup: I hug my fans even if Im not much of a huger.

Astrid: *Mutters* But a great kisser...

2. What is one thing you dont like about Snotlout? 

Astrid: Snotlout?

Hiccup: Well, I mean...what is something you shouldnt like about Snotlout?

Toothless: His dragon has a list, but he still loves him...but I have a file. Let's see: *Takes out file* Um, I hate it when he gets too loud, it irritates the dragon's ears---since, you know, we have advanced senses. And another, is that he can be an immature idiot with a colossal ego, and he has a problem with admitting his responsibility for his mistakes, like once he---

Hiccup: Yeah, yeah, we get it. 

Astrid: I didnt know you dont like Snotlout.

Toothless: NONONOO!! I never said that! I just said that there's some parts of him that I dont like, that's all.

Astrid: In some parts that Toothless did mention, I do agree. Like when he can be an Immature idiot.

Toothless: With a colossal ego.

Hiccup: Oh come on guys, we should probably not talk behind his back. He may be loud and tough on the outside, but everyone know that there's a soft spot in everyone.

Astrid: Where'd you learn that?

Hiccup: my father once told me that...But what I dont like about Snotlout is that he can sometimes flirt with ALOT OF GIRLS! And it's bugging me because it's embarrassing me...and he can sometimes be arrogant and---

Astrid: WOW! After that long and beautiful statement your father once told you, you just say his flaws right after!?!

Hiccup: Hey, I just needed to answer the question...And he's my cousin, I have to respect him.

I dont like that he always flirts with me. 

Astrid: Yeah, he flirts with A LOT of girls...

Once I came to Berk he left Astrid and Ruffnut. He always puts my on the spot and puts his hands on my hip and one day I LOST IT! So I punched him in the face...Not really pretty... Plus Hiccup even told me to punch him...but not that hard...but he laughed anyway...but then we both felt bad... 

Toothless: I'd like to go to that AU!

Hiccup: Toothless!

Toothless: What?

Astrid: The personalities of Hiccup in that universe are very different...

Toothless: Duh! that' why we call it AU! Alternate universe!

Hiccup: Wow, nice...story.... But here's a lesson for you...Dont use violence, use your words...

Astrid: You got that from Sam and Cat didnt you?

Hiccup: Yep...

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Im sorry if I didnt put the full description of what you said. Some messages can be too long, So I politely ask you guys to note this: Try to summarize your statement (If it is very long like a paragraph) 

Random fact: I AM SO JETLAGGED!

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