Stalking Katniss Everdeen

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WARNING: This might show you who died throughout the Hunger Games Trilogy!!!

To: Tobias Eaton

Q: I dare you to wear a grey hoodie while stalking Katniss Everdeen.

Tobias: WHAT!!!! I dont want to wear grey!! People will think Im abnegation!!!!

Tris: Chill, this is just stalking....WHAT! STALKING ANOTHER DYSTOPIAN GIRL!!!!

Tobias: I never stalked you!!!

Tris: *Gives a look*

Tobias: Well, I was just... I was part of the security system!

Tris: Excuses...

Tobias: BUT THIS STALKING IS A DARE!

Tris: Good luck with Peeta when he finds out.

Tobias: Im pretty sure I can handle him, like how I handled my father.

Tris:Goodluck!!! *Tris leaves*

****DISTRICT TWELVE, THE WOODS/FOREST****

Katniss: *Hunting with bow and arrow to da deer*

Tobias: *In his mind* I do see what Peeta sees in her...*mental slaps* AHH! why does she always wear that kind of hair? She would look better if she was blonde...like a short blonde... *steps on twig*
*Hides behind tree* HOW ON EARTH DOES A GREY SWEATER FIT INTO A FREAKING FOREST!?!?

Katniss: *Turns around* *readied weapon*

Tobias: *Scared*

Katniss: *Walks towards tree*

Tobias: * sneaks the opposite direction of where katniss is going*

Katniss: "Moves to the other side*

Tobias: *Moves to the opposite side but starts climbing the tree, and covers himself with leaves*

Katniss: *Shrugs and walks along*

Tobias: OH MY GOSH! WHOEVER MADE ME DO THIS, YOU HAVE TO BUY ME CAKE!!! *In mind*

Katniss: *Releases arrow, the arrow hits the dear*

Haymitch: *Walks in* Katniss, you dont need to hunt anymore. You were the mockingjay ---

katniss: I still am.

Haymitch: Yes, but...You get the all good foods. 

Katniss: Yes, but this is a way of expressing my emotions.

Haymitch: What about kissing?

Katniss: That's different.

Haymitch: Go back to your home, Peeta is probably looking for you.

Katniss:He knows where I am when I wonder off.

Haymitch: *Sniffs* Something smells different...

Tobias: *in mind* OH!! I AM SO DEAD! SO DEAD!!!

Haymitch: It's like...

Katniss: That's just the smell of the forest, Haymitch.

Tobias: *Phew*

Haymitch: *Not convinced* well, okay. Just dont be lost.

Katniss: And dont get drunk.

Haymitch: You cannot control me *Burbs and leaves*

Tobias: *in mind* Okay, stalking a girl in a forest...STUPID IDEA! She killed a billion people!!! She was in a rebellion... and she probably had friends who died too...

Katniss: This is for Cinna! *Shoots a bird* This is for Finnick! *Shoots another bird* This is for Mags! *Shoots another bird*For Wiress! *Shoots a bird* For Boggs! *Shoots another bird* For rue *shoots a bird* For Thresh *Shoots a bird* For Madge! *Shoots a bird* AND FOR PRIM!!!!! *Shoots a huge bird* *Kneels down and sobs*

Tobias: *In mind* I never knew how many people  she knew died in that war... It reminds me of Tris and my friends who died... *Leaf fall out and lands on Katniss's head* Oh, ****!

Katniss: *Stops sobbing and turns toward Tobias* *Squints* Who's there? *Squints more* *Readies an arrow to aim*

Tobias: WAIT!

Katniss: *still aiming* Who are you?

Tobias: um...uh...

Katniss: Peeta?

Tobias: *Clears throat* Um...yes...

Katniss: Are you stalking me again?

Tobias: *In mind* What would Peeta say? *Out loud* um...Sorry, I know that we've been through a lot and I just...

Katniss: What are you doing here?

Tobias: To check on you...

Katniss: But---

Tris: *Shoots the tree of Tobias*

Tobias: AHH!

Katniss: *Steadies arrow*

Tris: Walks out. Hello, Katniss.

Katniss: YOU ALMOST KILLED PEETA!!

Tris: TOBIAS! GET YOUR BUTT DOWN HERE! *Shoots again*

Tobias: *falls out* Ow!

Katniss: I THOUGHT YOU WERE PEETA!

Tobias: Well...

Tris: Wait...YOU WERE STALKING HER???

Tobias: You said goodluck!

Tris: I DIDNT SAY THAT!!

Tobias: Then...Mystique...

Tris and Katniss: *Chases Tobias To the sun* 

THE END!!!
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For those who dont know who is Mystique, she is a mutant from Xmen, the blue one who can change into any person.

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