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To: The Avengers (and Loki)

Q: I am very bored!!!! T_T!!!! Please entertain me with a conversation!!!!!!! I BEG YOU!!!!

Steve: Okay, so...Um...

Bruce: *Turns into Hulk* Is this exciting enough?

Natasha: *Hits head on her key board* dhafgyue93qiuedjkhcnry87efwuhj bghy

Clint: Ugh! IT's sooo boring!!!

Tony: Well, THIS isnt a question!! Just AHH!!! 

Thor: Tis thou shall not be claimed by excitement.

Tony: WE ARE BORING, Thor. IS THAT SO HARD TO SAY!!!?!?!

Thor: Fine! #YoloSwaggg! #YoloMcSwagger! Hipster! Gangster! Sweg! Yolo! L-O-L!

Steve: I dont understand this...

Thor: Well, this is what you people say!

Natasha: Just...stop, have a poptart.

Thor: You DARE give me ONE poptart! Excuse me as I go get MORE! *Leaves*

Loki: I dont think this will end up well.... 

Tony: I'll go get him

Bruce: Probably a good idea.

Loki: It is.

Steve: Yea.

Tony: *Follows Thor*

Bruce: Okay... 

Steve: Maybe I should be "Modernized"

Clint: Wut?

Steve: ASAP! OTP! L-O-L! PRONTO! TBH! TMI! TTYL! BTW! GTG! IDK! LOL!

Nat: Steve, Just dont...just dont...

Steve: :(

****SILENCE*****

ENTERTAIN ME!!!

Clint: HOW?? THIS IS LIKE, THE FIRST QUESTION/REQUEST YOU GUYS GAVE US!!!! BECAUSE EVERYONE IS ON PERCY JACKSON!!!

Loki:Percy Jackson? What is this Percy Jackson?

Natasha: You mean "WHO" Is Percy Jackson.

Loki: I am not interested in a Mortal's correction. I am a god!

Bruce: Eh, Demi-god.

Steve: And Im pretty sure that there's only one god, and he doesnt look like that *gestures to loki*

Loki: HOW DARE YOU! YOU, Muling QUIM!

Steve: Gasp!

Clint: Steve, you dont say "gasp" you do it.

Steve: Oh, sorry! My bad... *Gasp*

Clint: Better, now where were we?

Bruce: Percy Jackson.

Clint: Oh, yeah.

Loki: TELL ME WHO IS THIS PERCY JACKSON NOW OR I WILL OBLIVIATE YOU WHEN YOU SLEEP!!

Steve: Been there, done that.

Clint: Had a similar threat from Nat.

Bruce: Do you seriously think that you can obliviate me?

Loki: Would you LIKE TO FIND OUT!!?!?

Bruce: *Almost Hulk and hyperventilating*

Nat: Calm down, Bruce, Calm down. Let's just talk about Percy Jaskson.

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