To: John Watson (Sherlock)
Q: Still dont believe you.
John: Ugh! HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE TO TELL YOU! I AM NOT GAY!!!
Sherlock Oh, John, stop denying it. You would even kiss me for a Klondike Bar.
John: Because it's worth it.
Sherlock: the---?
John: the Klondike bar! Not the kiss! The Klondike Bar!!!
Sherlock: Sure...
John: I would just like to tell everyone that I am completely straight, not gay, I am moving on
Mrs. Hudson: Definately...
John: What?
Mrs. Hudson: nothing, dear, just caught my tougue... *mutters*
John: So, anyways---
Mrs. Hudson: Much like immigrating...
John: Mrs. Hudson!
Mrs. Hudson: I'll just be making you tea, I'll be right back *leaves*
John: But-
Sherlock: Oh, john... You do notice that she ships Johnlock...
john: I do, but I dont.
Mycroft: What?
John: I said, 'i do, but---'
Mycroft: I know what you said, you idiot. But you do and dont. Emphasizing?
John: No, and not a paradox at all. But what I mean is that I do know that she ships me and Sherlock but I dont ship me and Sherlock.
Sherlock: I DO!!!!
John: Really?
Sherlock: No.
John: Okay... But to clarify for the last time, I AM NOT GAY!
Y'know what, Sherlock, how 'bout you?
Sherlock: What about me?
Gay or Nay?
John: *Smirks and chuckles*
Sherlock: I...
John: *Holding laughter*
SHerlock: *Glares at John* I am neither, I have no affection to any sex.
John: It's true, though... Sherlock is a sociopath
Sherlock: HIGH-FUNCTIONING sociopath.
John: Yes, but I do believe that Sherlock would or could find someone. He just needs the right time.
Sherlock: What do you mean, 'the right time'?
John: You're a detective, figure it out.
Sherlock: *Sighs*
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Random fact: Mrs. Hudson is my favorite character, she is hilarious!!!
Q: What is a word for the people who is a attracted to any gender, between the homosexual and the heterosexual? Because I could use that word for Sherlock, but he is not really attracted to anyone...
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