To: Jack Harkness
Q: I dare you and the rest of Torchwood to steal the TARDIS and refuse to give it back.
Jack Harkness: Oh no.
Gwen Cooper: What is it?
Jack: Not again...
Rhys Williams: You did this before?
Jack: ...yes...But it was only ONE time! I was in a bar, very drunk and then I saw the Doctor...He was just there and disappeared. But that gave me an idea to steal the TARDIS, because I forgot something in there.
Rex: And that is?
Jack: That's really, really classified. But I can tell you it was from one of the doctor's adventure that we had together...Anyway, I just happen to have a tardis key which can make the tardis go to whatever location or time set I am.So I wired it and...
The rest: ...and?
Jack: I am not going to tell you guys cause you might make an attempt...
Gwen: We are already making a attempt, as what the asker said.
Jack: No, the asker asked and we do it.
Rhys: No, the asker dared and we do it.
Rex: Why should they be called the asker if they are daring it. If it's dare, darer and if it's question, it's asker.
Gwen: Guys! Who cares about the names!?!
Rhys, Rex: *raises hand slowly*
Jack: So, are we gonna steal?
Gwen: If that's what we have to do.
Jack: OKAY! *Takes out tardis key* I always keep it with me.
Rhys: What about when you are showering?
Jack: Rhys, you shall learn how I keep things without having any clothes on. I even done that in space when I was on the tele.
Rhys: okay.
Gwen: Let's just steal the TARDIS!
Jack: Rex! Pass ,me that wire!
Rex: *Passes wire* now what?
Jack: Just watch...or dont, it might be a little...gross... *Wraps tardis key with one end of wire*
Rhys: What does he mean by---GROSS! Jack! WHAT AARE U DOING!?!
Jack: *Takes other end of wire and sticks it in his ear* Dont...ugh, worry...if I die...I usually...dont...
Gwen: You dont die, face of Boe
Jack: Ex...act...ly...ugh!
Rex: Are you trying to damage you ear?
Jack: Dont worry...I've...done...this before...
Rhys: What gave you the idea...
Jack: IDK, it just struck....to my head...
Rex: Yeah...
JAck: Done! *dies*
the rest: ...
Jack: *Lives* Okay! Now! we just...
Gwen: what about the Doctor and his companion(s)!
Jack: The tardis will leave them in their location.
Gwen: What if they are left behind? what if they die or something!
Jack: ...They'll survive... *TARDIS Appears* YES! *Pulls wire out* OW! *dies*
Rex: *Faints*
Jack: *Lives* okay! we're back! And hello, sexy! *Talking to the TARDIS like the Doctor does*
Rhys: What's the point of having a wire in your head?
Jack: I have no idea. The Stars might be broken...again...
Rex: *Stands up* So what do we do now?
Jack: ...
***In the TARDIS through the Time Vortex*
Torchwood team? : DOOOO WEEE DOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
The Doctor: *In the Back up TARDIS* GIVE IT BACK!
Jack: NEVA!
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Sorry, for the short and weird and gross chapter...It's just that I dont watch Torchwood, but I did research on it...well, the main characters... so, yeah....
TO YOU GUYS:
I just wanted to say, thank you thank you thank you! FOR ALL OF THIS! Without you guys, there would not be an AFC book on Wattpad or anywhere else. Thank you guys for motivating me and asking. Thank you for the great comments, because when I see that you guys are enjoying it, it makes me happy :) Just look how many chapters there are...currently 160s... There's no way I could do it without you guys, so thank you :)
-Sparks
Random fact: My tattoo is fading... :(
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